Category: Humor

Watchtower’s Pecking Order

February 22nd, 2011, 2 Comments

Over the history of the Watchtower, the leaders have defined so many levels and rankings that now they’ve given up trying to use the word “classes” to describe them anymore. Let me help you understand how the organization is supposed to work.

“Dubs for Dummies”

December 31st, 2010, 1 Comment

By “Farkel” Dear Brothers and Sisters in the Worldwide Brotherhood of Jehovah’s Witnesses™, There has been much public interest in our beliefs lately, so we have prepared a very brief summary of our core beliefs in a new pamphlet which you may offer to interested persons. Hopefully, this pamphlet will generate enough interest with honest-hearted […]

Watchtower “breakdown” on the Highway to Paradise

December 2nd, 2010, 1 Comment

By Terry Walstrom All of us at one time or another have owned an automobile that was a real lemon!  While the car may have been  shiny, stylish and totally cool-looking – the problem was it was a piece of crap. Repair, after repair, after repair! A never-ending spiral of maintenance kept it in the shop more […]

Going to the Public Talk

November 6th, 2010, No Comments

The following YouTube video, while presented with a huge dose of satire, nails the basic concepts of attending a local Kingdom Hall’s “public talk.” Written and produced by an Australian observer of Jehovah’s Witnesses and their unique religious practices, this little bit of expanded reality should bring a chuckle or two to anyone who has actually […]

A Craigslist Cry for Help

September 21st, 2009, 2 Comments

Editor’s Note: This was an actual ad posted on in mid-September in New Mexico. I first learned of this ad while browsing the Jehovah’s Witness Recovery Forum. I went to the Albuquerque Craigslist and verified the existence of the ad in the “Talent Gigs” subsection. The ad has since been flagged and removed – […]

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